[b]July 14, 2010
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[/b][/SIZE][b]10:00 PM - Ascension
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[i]You wouldn’t believe the things that you can make from the common, simple items lying around your planet. Which reminds me, you’re going to need a new Microwave.
[/i][b]11:00 PM - The Fifth Man
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I wasn’t gonna let you die, Lieutenant. It’s, like, a ton of paper work.
Bump for tomorrow
Telling Sam to not turn the new high-tech toy on just about guarantees that she’ll do just that.
“big honkin’ space gun” 
An answering machine. I vaguely recall hearing something about at somewhere…
That won’t freak out the neighbors, not at all…
“there is no ‘us’”
That’s just because I used to live on a different plane of existence…"
How has Sam never seen Star Wars?
Hey look, it’s Q!
Of course the being that can make an emerald using a microwave can build a Stargate using a toaster…
Wait, whaddya mean there’s no Lt. Tyler? I can see him right there!
Careful Danny. Give Q an inch, he’ll take a light year…
“you know what the Goa’uld really want from us? Minnesota, that’s what.”
Go Sam go.
Decent graphics to show the alien form of Tyler.
Good save, SG-1!
“we don’t leave our people behind.” sniffle