Found this in an old email I sent out ages ago (2005). I left my original answers for your viewing pleasure. I’ve become more opinionated since then. Anyway, have at it.
1. Prequel or Original Trilogy? Why?
Original. I’m old skool like that. They’re really apples and oranges, though.
2. When did you first see Star Wars?
On WHT, with a 15 inch TV screen and I was still blown away.
3. How often do you watch the movies?
Once a year. I used to watch them more often but me life has other demands.
4. Best movie of the series? Why?
Everyone’s gonna say ‘Empire’. And why not? How do you top, ‘No, I am your father!’ menacing Vader voice
5. Do you use Star Wars dialogue in everyday speech?
If I don’t say it, I’m definitely thinking it.
6. Have you ever tried to use the Force?
Yep. Unsuccessfully.
7. Have you ever been made fun of because of Star Wars?
Yes. I’m a geek and whipping boy to the universe. (This was my response to the survey back then. Since GWC, I no longer feel like that.)
8. Best Star Wars moment?
Yoda gets Luke’s X-wing out of the swamp. ‘That is why you fail.’ <<croaky Fozzie bear voice>>
9. Who is your favorite character? Why?
Hmmm…tough to say. I guess I’d have to go with Artoo. He’s constantly saving the people saving the universe.
10. Favorite alien character?
Yoda.
11. Best digital character?
Watto.
[b]12. Which planet would you like to visit?[b]
Bespin. I bet Lando has kick-ass parties with some Colt 45.
13. Were you grossed out when you found out Leia was Luke’s sister?
Yes. You kissed your sister, dude!
14. Did you believe Vader was Luke’s father?
No. Evil dude lying.
15. Is Vader 3-PO’s father?
Yes. Just don’t let the golden dude know. (there is a pattern forming)
16. Jar Jar, love or hate?
First live-action digital character, got to give props for that. (Again. Answer from 2005. Forgive me.)
17. Which Star Wars vehicle would you love to own?
Vader’s Tie Fighter
18. Have you ever picked up a stick and made the lightsaber sound?
Yes. Stick, broomhandle, bat, pencil, 'nough said.
19. Did you like Spaceballs?
Yes. Mel Brooks is the best.
20. Who would you like to direct the next Star Wars satire?
Dead, Kubrick. Alive, Tarantino.
21. Have you ever been to a Star Wars convention?
No.
22. Have you ever met a cast member? Who?
Nope. Would love to meet Carrie Fisher. She seems like a trip. (Since 2006, I have met Peter Mayhew)
23. What would you say to George Lucas if you met him?
“Can I have a job?”
If he said no. “Is that second chin digital?”
I have so much more to say to Mr. Lucas.