Putting Jedi mind trick on the ‘super-power-I-want’ list.
When Jabba says, “Your Jedi mind trick won’t work on my, boy.” I always hear it with a Southern accent.
Once again, thank you George for not replacing Rancor with CGI Rancor.
You know, I don’t know why I keep comparing. I’m watching the original Original films thanx to fanedit community.
“The great and mighty Jabba the Hutt.” snarky Threepio is funny.
I loved Luke’s green lightsaber when I first saw this. It was so vivid and alive.
Luke totally kicks arse here. He takes on the whole bunch of tough guys.
Leia takes out Jabba.
See. Told ya. Pimpin’ ain’t easy.
OK. Now for whatever reason…and I’m not complaining…I see Olivia Wilde as Slave Leia.
Thank you, mind. I owe you.
“Only together can we turn him to the Dark Side of the Force.”
Emperor thot bubble: With your death.
Vader thot bubble: With your death.
E, “I don’t understand how Yoda just disappears.”
Me, “He is taken by the Force.”
E, “Oh right. Like Obi-wan.”
“You must confront Vader. And confront him you will.”
Oh. Yeah. About that. Why has your punk ass been holding up in here while folks suffer the tyranny? Not to mention putting this on all me while given me shit last time I was hear.
“Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor or suffer your father’s fate.”
My prequel is totally based around that premise.
Reckoning time, Obi-wan.
“…from a certain point of view.”
Nice dance, Obi-wan. Nice dance.
E, “You know what would have been cool? If Luke had turned to the Dark Side at the end of Episode V and then Leia has to save them both in Episode VI.”
Mon Mothma, “The Emperor has made a critical error…”
All this time and he hasn’t made a mistake. Isn’t that a hint that It’s A Trap!!!?!!!
“Excited is not the word I would use.”
Adventure. Excitement. A Threepio craves not these things.
E, “They’re letting a guy who was just blind drive a starship?”
Me, “Not to mention, he is leading the ground attack.”
“Your work is finished here, my friend.”
The general standing behind Vader is enjoying the Emperor putting Vader in his place.
Dude, I don’t know what you’re smiling at. You better hope Vader doesn’t see that. He will Force choke you faster than you can say ‘Emperor’s crinkly skin’.
E, “Can Jedi predict the future?”
Me, “Yeah.”
E, “Then why didn’t Luke predict that Vader would be there?”
Me, “You have to meditate with the Force.”
E, goes into Yoga pose and says, “OOmmm OOmmm”
E, “Why didn’t Luke just stab that guy with his lightsaber? Oh. To steal his speeder.”
E faux shouting, “Leia? Whut? I’ve got to tell you something. Whut? You’re my sister. WHUT!?!”