“Arn’t you a little short for a stormtrooper.”
Bow chicka vrrm vrrm.
LOVE that the chick takes control of the situation!! “THIS IS SOME RESCUE…” woot!!
short for a stormtrooper!
and here’s the short, Barry Manilow stormtrooper
I don’t know for sure. Black is certain the preferred color for anybody evil. And it never goes out of fashion.
THX-1138 
how does vader know “escape is not his plan”?
Why’s there an alligator in the dump processing facility anyway. Is the Death Star stationed in Florida?
yay leia “into the garbage chute, flyboy”
I love Han’s
Yawhoo. I wonder if that line is a nod to Slim Pikins.
that one-eyed thing looks like an alligator to you?
maybe he knows ben feels bad maybe for leaving him charred and burned with no arms and legs on mustafar??? woulda been kinder to kill him imo
Maybe they have a bug problem?
“What an incredible smell you’ve discovered”
duh, The Force of course. 
Hush, not so loud, Colonel Tigh might be around 
What’s up with all the magnetism? Magnetic field, magnetically sealed…
Can R2D2 download porn through those access panels?
Where the frak is the couch!!!
A magnetic couch?
and the half eaten pizza!! i mean seriously…who throws away a half eaten pizza!!
the Force is the Force of course, of course!