Whoa! Ferengi badassery! :eek:
Kid-Picard running his hand thru his hair = awesome
“I wouldn’t worry.”
Sure, your child is being held hostage by alien monsters. I’m sure she’s fine. :rolleyes:
I don’t believe for a second that Worf was taken so easily by a couple of ratboys.
Humiliations galore! :eek:
I know that I would be, if I were in his shoes. 
Wait a sec. How come the Ferengi have Romulan ships? Or Klingon?
Huh…the computers in the kid’s classroom must be Dells.
I thot exact same thing
Ouch! It’s Jeffries Tube!
run Thot, run!
D says they were captured by stealthy means by the dastardly Ferengi(z)
Risky move doing an episode so dependant on child actors, but I think it works.
So unbelievable. These Ferengi are willing to take a starship hostage and enslave its crew, yet they’re not willing to smack down a whiny hoo-mon child?
Did D really say “dastardly”? 
How old is kid Picard? 12? when I was 12 I had full deck plans of Ncc1701. Just sayin
“It is cruel to endanger your children by bringing them aboard a starship in the first place.”
The Ferengi makes a good point.
I’m afraid so. 
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[li]Young Picard is played by the same actor, David Tristan Birkin, that played René Picard (Captain Picard’s nephew) in the episode “Family”. David was however ~15 1/2 when Rascals was filmed. Moreover, many would assume that David at that time would have looked older than 12.
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Not to mention, why does the captain need a schematic to find the way around his own ship?
Me too. And a model of the Enterprise, the Galileo, a Klingon cruiser, Romulan BOP with the big giant really hard to apply bird-of-prey decal…
Human children are scary, cept you nephew who seems freakishly good natured 
When they said Jeffrey’s Tube just now I squirmed in my chair a bit :o