oh, and greetings, TrekTarts!
He’s bitchy about Spock now that he’s got some of Sarek’s memories (remember the mind meld)
Hey you! Good to have you here.
I’m sorry but through several moments of dialouge and one fuzzy picture, your son is a dirty bastard.
Jawsome!
Why else would he be on Vulcan?
I’m sorry this chick is no Jane Wyatt.
Because he’s a dick?
Captain Dickhard 
I think you’re giving the writers too much credit
Thank you, sir! and you look a few frak parties away from 10,000!
Riker likes the bad boys.
Or Ashley Judd :eek:
There can be only one.
O Hai Lady!
Because he’s an ambassador with roots in the era of Cowboy Diplomacy?
When 27 wives you’ve had…
He’s not been married 27 times. I made that up.
Picard doesn’t know that.
Yet.
“He will either acknowledge you, or he won’t.”
She’s lived among Vulcans too long, methinks. 
“Hello, old friend.”
Whoa. Those mindmelds are permanent.
Oh, poor Sarek. Hate seeing him like this.
He was one of my characters in the first round of GWC Fantasy SciFi Leauge if you recall
You know I really, really dig what Enterprise did with the Vulcans, making the frakkers and helpers at the same time