The ship must be pumping the wacky weedus through the air vents.
Uhura would be frozen by now in that outfit.
Nitrous oxide is poisonous to Vulcans?
Drastic temperture change like that, wouldn’t that be a problem?
That’s a new one on me.
Just use a coaster. 
An inflatable Enterprise?
OK. That is just funny.
James Kirk…always thinking.
Especially when it deflates!
Blow-up Enterprise! The computer must have found that in Scotty’s quarters. 
So we don’t learn how the frak the Enterprise wound up in Romulan space?
Oh, you plump lassie. Does it come with vibrating shuttledeck?
Or why the Romulans attacked them in the first place? 
Pure coincedence, it must be going around.
I bet he’d like to get a hold of her ample nacelles.
Murder? Of hundreds of people?
He killed dozens, maybe. Baker’s dozens, at best!
And pinch the perky deflector dish!
All right, who did Bones kill?
Oh, geez, he really did…
And how well do you know Dramian justice? Man, Kirk gets around.