“You don’t want a kid like Urkel.”
Frak you, dude. You’ll regret that.
You can’t imagine what kind of badass Urkel became.
He’s like a Boy Named Sue times a thousand. He’s a whirling dervish of death and destruction. And when the fields are littered with the bodies of his enemies he lets loose with his battle cry.
HehHehHehHe!
This time, though, he screamed “FRAKE YOU!” over the body of his foe.
And he heard the lamentations of his woman. And he just asked her if she knew where Robin was, so she was a bit conflicted about how to deal with that. She totally knew he was horny, though, on account of her empathic powers, so he took a page from TOS and tortured the empath to death. Only minus McCoy. And plus Robin. Who was kinda kinked from that weird gameboy she had, so she was all into it.