Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2x15 Paradise

Okay, is this the town from The Lottery? Because I feel like that’s the direction we’re headed in.

Damn, this is another DS9 episode that I don’t remember at all.

First the large women! Then the petite women!

Don’t be silly. Lesbians reproduce by budding.

“Is there anything you need?”

Kirk would totally handle this differently.

“Would you like me to massage you with it?”

“Go on!”

“Did she send you here?”

Sisko: If you want me, take care of it yourself.

That would take the episode in a totally different direction.

Kirk’s boots would already be off

I’m a little bit weird-ed out cuz one of my kids is named Cassandra.

Also, my mother is named Beverly. I can not win.

Ancient religions of man?

What does God need with artificial gravity and sterilized air?

What we have here…is failure to communicate!

I feel like this lady would be comfortable being called “Domina.”

Dr. Freud. Paging Dr. Freud.

I’m a science officer! It’s my job to have a better idea

rope the runabout with a tractor beam, muwahaha

That sounded dirty Dax : Rope trick

“What are you doing?”

Using this huge egg shaped hairdo head of mine.

They rush in like the calvary and then rope a steer. Wagon train to the stars!

BTW, her explanation makes no sense.

From Wikipedia:

There are 32 known isotopes of astatine, with atomic masses of of 191 and 193–232. The most stable of them is astatine-210, which has a half-life of 8.1 hours.

And yet they’ve been stuck there for years?

“Meg has died.”

…and I ate her remains.

Kirk would have slapped her silent by now.

Waste not, want not. :stuck_out_tongue: