Tuesday, 29 November 2011
10 PM Eastern - 7 PM Pacific
“At times like this, I’m reminded of the 57th Rule of Acquisition:
Good customers are as rare as latinum… treasure them.”
I thought that was it. The only “crossover” is the TNG two-parter “Birthright,” which only guest-stars Bashir.
I just wish they explained why TNG didn’t get the new uniforms. That bugged the crap outta me.
Harvesters, eh? Maybe they could help out with that famine situation on Bajor!
Uniforms shouldn’t change as often as theirs do. They’re supposed to be, you know, uniform.
Neutralizing them? Why can’t they just drop them into the sun? That pretty much neutralizes everything. 
“I hope this will be a lasting peace.”
You had to say it, didn’t you?
The TOS movie uniforms lasted until Picard’s day. You see him wearing it in Tapestry. That’s about 100 years. Then they change three times in the next 10.
Ah, the famous Engineering Extension Courses Julian uses to cover for the fact that he probably knows more about engineering than O’Brien does.
“Try cutting the power!”
Have you turned it off and on again?
Damn übermen. Can’t trust 'em.
Reverse the polarity. Always works. Or kills you.
“You’re married… the best you could hope for is a good meal.”
IYKWIM.
“For me, tonight’s celebration would have been an adventure.”
Translation: So. Much. Sex. I’d need IV fluids. 
Time to harvest the O’Briens. Hoping for a good crop this year.
Ugh… I’d steer clear of them. The Miles is tough and tasteless and the Keiko is cloying and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
“Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.” 
She’s a loving wife and just figured out the deception.
Still can’t stand her.
Bashir has a foot fetish?
“Will I ever find someone that wonderful again?”
Yes, and then a Klingon will steal her from you.
And the lesson here is: Never help crazy-haired aliens.