Trek Tuesday, May 13th, 2010
11 PM Eastern - 8 PM Pacific
“Worf, we’re alone now. You don’t have to act like a Klingon glacier, I don’t bite. Well, that’s wrong, I do bite.”
Bend!
Please insert girder. 
Poker games are getting a litte more comfortable… sort of.
Lady Gaga’s influence?
Uh oh. Not a Class 11 EMERGENCY SIGNAL!!
Please… my girls are big fans of Ms Gaga. I’m sick of hearing her over and over and over…
That admiral seemed like the actress that plays Kai Winn.
But she isn’t, right?
Kaylar. A great character. Too bad (spoiler alert) she dies. But not in this one? I forget.
Troi "Hi Kaylar. I’m Troi. I wear whatever the frak I feel like.
Kaylar “Hi Troi. I’m Kaylar. I wear whatever the frak I feel like too, sista.”
Theme of this week’s Trek Frak: Horny women beam about the Enterprise and cause trouble.
Geez, does she have to be so mean and yell at Worf.
The guy’s got feelings ya know.
Ooops, she’ll be billed for table.
Sorry, fell asleep on sofa. I’m old. 
Louise Fletcher? No, I don’t think so.
I’m not sure. I want to say no.
bwhahahahahahaha!
ETA: Oh yeah: Scene check?
No problem. All you missed was the Klingon foreplay…uh…I mean fighting.
Nah, I was the right the first time. It’s foreplay.
Scene is Worf and Kaylar chatting in the holodeck after they’ve made out.
“Some calisthenics programs are better than others.”
And some leave the holodeck all sticky. :eek:
~Nobody’s Asian in the movies. No ones Asian on TNG .~ Oh, nope. I’m wrong. There’s an Asian driving the ship.
Not if you know the proper comman sequence:
- Computer Freeze Program.
- Computer Clean Up Holodeck “residue” IYKWIM.
- Computer End Program.
- Computer. Exit.
“However, I could be in error.”
Just like the good ol’ days.
The guy behind Picard is the neighbor from Office Space.
“Two chicks at the same time.”