He gets paid by the follicle. 
He would almost have to. 
If he’s dreaming about emotionally significant moments, how does playfully seducing Guinan fit in?
Unless…
…oh my. :eek:
With all this stimulation, will Troi or Pulaski give Riker a “happy ending”?
Riker likes older women, younger women, computer-generated women…
“As in erotic?”
I’m sure they’d be able to tell, if nerve impulses were making it to the lower horn. 
Especially in those pants.
ETA: Wait a tic! Riker isn’t wearing pants. :eek:
Tasha!! Noooooo!!!
“Then all we’ve done is make things worse!”
What do you mean “we”, Betazoid?
Can’t keep a boyfriend. Can’t drive a ship. Can’t even keep your alien lovechild alive.
Wait, is that about Riker or about Troi? :rolleyes:
Douchebag admiral!
Or, at least, a douchebag alien in his head.
“Can’t you intensify the procedure?”
Maybe if we focus on childhood memories…Oh wait.
She should commercialize this.
Pulaski’s Amazing Nightmare Machine! :eek:
Riker’s face while he was being zapped by Kirk’s son was hilarious.
Couldn’t she inject some nano thingys to fight these things?
Yeah, takes you outta the scene. David is so intense and Riker looks ridiculous.
Sure, you suggest that now.
Where were you before Troi got there?
This is why I love Pulaski.
“We’ve eradicated the infection.”
Sharing credit. Impressive.
Troi was there for emotional support. Get it. Get it. nudge
“Captain, I do not believe you have the authority to promote me to the rank of admiral.”
Such a cheesy TOS ending. I love it.
As always, a pleasure. Nite, Badger.
Nice that her empathic powers were actually useful for a change.
Shame it was in such a craaap episode.