Nice. You pass the audition.
Awesome. So fraking TNG in the voices of Kirk, Spock and McCoy. Te he he…Woot!!
The Devil, you say! Damn kids.
Already in character. PERFECT!
This is going to be EPIC!
I fail to see the logic in getting excited when the episode frak is still one earth week away.
I’m surprised you can tell, considering the limitations of your vaunted logic.
McCoy is just too fun. 
Awesome. So fraking TNG in the voices of Kirk, Spock and McCoy. Te he he…Woot!!
And Casilda can be Uhura. Or Nurse Chapel. Or a random nameless yeoman, suitable for ogling. 
Spock, It’s all about getting into the spirit. I’m sorry for our human emotional outburst.
She’ll love that. :rolleyes:
Once I put on the Kirk charm, she won’t know what hit her.
Those of us with iron in our blood enjoy looking forward to things, logic be damned!
Gentlemen. Gen-tle-men. Don’t sabotage it!
Kirk and Logan’s run taught me how to deal with hysterical females. You just grasp them by the arms and shake them—and then kiss them hard.
(okay back into character) Those of us with copper in our blood prefer to not to expend our energy in illogical outbursts.
What did you say? “Sabotage”? I think you need to come to sickbay. Don’t make me relieve you of command.
A good backhand can help if that doesn’t work.
Doctor’s orders!
(okay back into character) Those of us with copper in our blood prefer to not to expend our energy in illogical outbursts.
You wouldn’t know an illogical outburst if it bit you on your pale green ass!
Sabotage? Jim, this may be more serious than we thot. I have a theory that you just now slipped into a parrallel time line — one where you stole cars as a kid and played Beastie Boys music. Jim, I must mind meld with you.
Doctor. Doc-tor. I’m perfectly capable of handling the pronunciation of the Canadian language and Captain a starship.
blinded by lens flare
What do you mean Spock? And what is this strange light?
Great. More Vulcan mumbo-jumbo. That’ll help.
Canadian isn’t even a language!
(sigh). You humans. They way you interject violence into your mating rituals is uncivilized and illogical. On my planet we maintain an air of dignity about such things (expect for Ponn Farr when we get all horny and kick or best friends ass with the An Woon and the Lirrrpa)
Shouldn’t you be in your quarters, looking at pictures of a prepubescent girl?
Doctor, it’s worse than I thot. We’re losing Jim into the J.J. dimension. We must act fast or soon he’ll be on an ice planet running from some plot-irrelevant beast.
You’ve obviously forgotten your history, Bones. In 2176, Emperor of Canada , former actor William Shatner, who was now a cyborg declared an edict and established the Canadian language.