“I have all the specs and diagrams at home.”
I can just picture Thot saying that. 
I want to be Robert when I grow up.
Who am I kiddin’? I’m already Robert.
You should do it wearing a Star Fleet uniform.
I always forget the Wesley storyline in this episode, so it’s a pleasant surprise to see it each time.
There’s a T-shirt idea. The picture of the Star Trek: The Technical Manual with that quote. When I get around to it, expect it in the mail Thot.
You inherented a sprawling, ancient French winery and estate? 
“Salut!”
I think that’s the only French actually spoken in this episode.
You know, in France.
Good luck getting that past the lawyers. 
Which reminds me, I bought something the other day that I need to send to you (now I’ll sit back while you squirm in anticipation)
Every time Robert talks an evil grin forms on my face. I love his character.
“Raise your own sons, as you wish.” You smug frakker.
Universal Translator? Babel Fish in the ears?
I wish. With Marie as my wife, I’d be as big as their home.
“You really have kept up.”
Captain of the Enterprise. Still don’t get that, huh?
Then why did “Salut” slip through? Why not “good health” or “cheers”?
While, I’m thinking of it, (speaking of Jack Crusher), the Star Trek novel : Reunion is a good one. Members from the Stargazer crew gather aboard Enterprise D for a reunion and we learn some background about Jack Crusher’s death.
These Guinan moments are hokey but they work. Thank you, Whoopie.
Same reason as the “whoooosh” sound in the opening credits, smart guy. It’s all about the look and feel.
So many novels, not enough time.
Picard could totally raise Atlantis with one hand tied behind his back, and Stargate Atlantis too while he was at it.
And the gross abuse of the laws of physics and logic.
Worf’s beard mirror.
Always hilarious.