Considering that they can perform oo-mox on themselves, I’m surprised they ever leave the house. :rolleyes:
Handjob, really.
I know I never would.
Don’t make me dig out my Star Fleet Xeno Sex Reference! 
No need. It’s all hand, no blow… 
Troi’s face when Rikker is explaining his plan, she’s thinking “Techno blah blah blah blah…”
I’ll be Majel Roddenberry enjoyed doing this episode. She gets to be all heroic and stuff.
And she forces Patrick Stewart to quote poetry at her.
I think Picard didn’t mind doing a little bit of Shakespeare.
OK, I don’t get this. Picard can just magically make someone an ensign? With no academy training at all? How’s that work?
Picard "Riker, you’re out of uniform. Go fix that.
Troi go…oh just wear whatever the frak you want (sigh).
And…Wesley, go get yourself a redshirt "
A ship captain (or any military commander) can make a field promotion any time he wants. He’s the “soul authority under God” to use a British Naval expression.
And, Wesley having served aboard the Enterprise for 3 years has kinda got the equivalent of academy training anyway.
…and…well, Picard is hot for Wesley’s mom.
(It’s always a love story.)
But he wasn’t even in Star Fleet to begin with! How can he promote him from civilian to ensign? That’s like conscription!
He wasn’t a civillian. He was already an academy cadet. That grey uniform he wore was a cadet’s uniform.
Also, I THINK there was a Season 1 episode where he went through some academy testing, remember?
Well, thanks for joining me tonite, Senor Badger.
Good night!
I thot that was testing to get into the academy, which he failed, because he helped someone else.
I forget. Wesley is like Kes in Voyager, once they’re out of sight you forget about 'em and their history.