Smallville 10x15 Fortune

Friday, 18 February 2011
8 PM Eastern/Pacific

I hope there will be strippers. :groucho:

OMGs, Clark had sex with a lemur! :eek:

Can Clark even get drunk? WTF?

“Don’t say the word ‘consummate’! The answer has to be no.”

Of course not. Chloe’s not gutted like a trout. :oops:

Chloe’s “wedding dress” is cute, but it doesn’t really strike me as a wedding dress, per se.

thank goodness for dvr’s or id be late all night.Hey he said he could control everything now

Elvis Gaeta! :eek:

I think this was his battlestar audition :slight_smile:

Just a reference to Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex. :slight_smile:

“And my mouth tastes like armpit.”

And yet, Oliver is uncharacteristically beshirted. :eek:

Oops. Looks like Lex Luthor was right all along. Alien menace. :eek:

I’m sure he left an I.O.U. post-it :slight_smile:

Not to mention that you could never get a duplicate diamond. Clark could tell the difference with his microvision. :stuck_out_tongue:

Now I want a lucky lemur. :frowning:

I’m thinking Zatanna didn’t think this gift through. (lower the inhibitions of one of the most powerful people on the planet that is):slight_smile:

Zatanna likes chaos. I can’t think of a better agent of chaos than an inebriated Kryptonian.

Oliver is going to dress up as a showgirl? :eek:

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“Oh, I really wish I didn’t understand the physics of this.” :smiley:

Chloe’s leaving again… for no apparent reason?

Ah, so she’s going to be a hero recruiter?

“A billionaire with high tech toys. And a wondrous woman who’s going to throw you for a loop.” :cool: