Signs of our Impending Doom

In this thread we will share not those things that make us laugh, but those things that convince us…we are all doomed.

The idea was inspired by this: KFC Has A Bacon Sandwich That Uses Fried Chicken As “Bread”

I bet you can feel your arteries clogging as you eat it!

I see your KFC Bacon Sandwich and raise you the Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger.

KFC… frackin’ amateurs.

My heart just imploded from looking at those!

Ptshaw! THIS is a burger.

just look to the Mr. Listers sir’s (my new hero) epic find on “topless robot” regarding fanfiction in the gutter thread… pg. 294 of the gutter thread

warning this is only for the strongest of heart and mind and stomach mostly stomach… and i have no doubt, this will cause humanity to crumble.

pretty out there and definitely not work safe so no link just the warning that somethings after you read it will rip at your very soul. This will cause our downfall…

That’s not a burger, that’s a whole cow!

My sign that we are doomed? G.I. Joe was the no. 1 movie in the country last weekend (and it’s still in the top 10).

646 calorie per slice Pizza Hut double roll.

(L)ittle bacon wrapped sausages that acted as the crust, and mini hamburger patties on top of the mushrooms, soy beans, corn, paprika, garlic chips, green peppers, and pepperoni. Oh, and cheese? Yeah, it has cheese. Mozzarella, cheddar and parmesan. Oh, and it comes with ketchup and maple syrup for extra flavor.

Um… Maple syrup? That’s a bit over the top, isn’t it?

Impending doom is when movies like this get green lit.

buddy of mine at work showed methis the other day and wondered why I had absolutely no interest in it. My heart actually seized up just watching

This will have a place of honor on my DVD shelf next to Snakes on a plane.:slight_smile:

Actually, I want to see that now.

Why…god why

Please say that’s photoshopped. Please, oh God, please say it’s photoshopped! WHY WON’T YOU SAY IT’S PHOTOSHOPPED?!?!?!?

Oh god…

(SOB!)

When they get older, they can practice on this one.

Yeah, I am 95% sure that is photoshopped. Look at the lettering at the circular base, it does not match.

A quick internet search reveals a lot of people reacting to it but no sources. You cannot find it on Toyrus or Walmart, nor can you find a manufacturer.

Y’all been scammed, yo. (that’s my ghetto southern dude speak G)

I really enjoyed G I Joe, saw in Singapore and In Manilia. I saw it in two different countries for the price of a ticket in the states.

That right there is another sign of the apocalypse (the price for a movie ticket in the U.S., that is).

That said, I saw the trailer to G.I. Joe and thought I’d already seen that movie. It was called “Team America.” But the puppets seemed to have been replaced by CGI. :rolleyes:

LOL, good one.

So I decided to Google “Belt Buckle” after seeing this post from Leah to see what the wiki said. To my horror (or delight :o) the wiki entry wasnt till the 2nd page, all ads including one for a NES belt buckle :cool: and a WOW one :eek:. Why are ads more popular than facts :rolleyes: and history? I have never seen an ad that compelled me to buy something, especially on the internet.