Rejected Star Trek VI Titles

I was tempted to make this into a thread as I was watching VI this week, but I knew I had to when I saw a similar one for Star Trek IV, so here are my suggestions:

Star Trek VI: Elementary, My Dear Chekov

Star Trek VI: Target That Explosion And Fire!

Star Trek VI: I’d Give Real Money if He’d Shut Up

Star Trek VI: Finally Got the Hang of This

Star Trek VI: That bird-of-prey has hacks!

Star Trek VI: Zero-G Blood Bubbles R Teh Cool

Star Trek VI: Purple Rain

Star Trek VI: She’s ready, Jim… lock and load!

Star Trek VI: Spacepoles!

Star Trek VI: We haz Cold War

My favorite so far…

Star Trek VI: Rosie the Riveter does Klingons

Star Trek VI: Adventures in Literary Origins

Star Trek VI: Kill 'em all and let Spock sort 'em out

Star Trek VI: How would Nixon handle this?

Star Trek VI: Why does the Klingon moon have a Greek name?

Star Trek VI: Clean their Chronometers

Star Trek VI: Guess who’s coming to dinner?

Star Trek VI: Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place

Star Trek VI: Nice 'stache, Mr. President

Star Trek VI: Prick us, do we not bleed? Mauve, no less?

Star Trek VI: To boldly go or not to boldly go; Or, How I learned to stop worrying and love the Shat.

Star Trek VI: Cool Hand Shat