Quick question: When you view your profile, there is a section called Referrals. What the heck is that?
Mine says: Referrals: 1 Who be the one?
Hmmmpph…now I feel so inadequate. My Referrals=0. Nobody loves me…
It means how often you died and downloaded.
That number needs to be way higher then. There was the time with the toaster in the bathtub (IYKWIM), driving off the cliff with Punxsutawney Pete, fighting Soran, nosedive on Mount Doom with my precious to name but a few.
And that time you were on the Poo Barge climbing on the heavy raider.
Craaaaap I Have None. Lol.
that would be me. I referred you for your pathological devotion to Shatner. the blue-hand guys will be picking you up shortly for reprogramming 
Even more distressing to me is: (7.77 posts per day)
On average?! Holy Craaaaaaaap! I’m normally quite taciturn. Why am I such a loud… er, finger all of a sudden?
Never happen. After 20 minutes with me, those blue-gloved devils were Shat-tastic and screaming, “KKHHHAANNNN!!!” They never had a chance. Shat prevailed. They crept into my mind and got lost in stupid and asinine wanderlings. The fear gripped them and they lost all control of bodily functions. Yeah it was messy. In the end, they left under their own power and thanked me for opening their minds to that which is Shat. Overall a quite satisfying afternoon.
Please be carefull talking about the blue-gloved guys. I am now getting very freaked out when I when I got through the airport security lines—those blue goves the TSA staff wear make me feel all River Tam freaky.
The Aftermath:
LOL! Falling out my brand new American chair, laughing so loud.
Where you find these things?
Damnit Pike!!! What were you thinking!! Do you realize what you’ve done?
I was just sitting here at the local Starbucks with my laptop, drinking my Vendi Bold Sumatra Coffee, having a nice yuppie morning, and then…you post this video!! Well, you can guess what happened. I watched the video, the brain-programming that the Alliance put in my head switched on, and then----I leap up from my seat, and start kicking the ass of everyone in the place using graceful balet-like martial arts moves. Coffee and biscotti flying everywhere!! Tables kicked over!! Laptops destroyed!!!
Thanks goodness my brother Simon came in just in time and spoke the safe-word to me, otherwise I would have left no surviors!!!
Thanks a fraking lot, Pike. I am sending you the bill!!
But don’t worry, you won’t get charged the $5.95 cup of Vendi-sized coffee I was drinking. I managed to hold in my hand without spilling it as I devastated the place.
you are a creature of extraordinary grace
To steer this thread back again to its original direction.
bkitty has 2 (TWO!) referrals! How did she do that? And maybe one of our dear moderators would happen to know more about the mystery of the referral?
Moreover, whatever it is, I want it!
Hey, Galaxy Ranger, you’ve passed 2,000 posts!! Hooray! You look different now? Have they given you some special spells like levitation and stuff?
Wow…2000 Galaxy Ranger ! Congrats ! The second 1000 goes by fast, doesn’t it ? I’m already halfway there and I haven’t even been trying !
I have it on good authority that all further posts by GR will be automatically translated to Klingon by our wonderful moderators. (This will still be clearer than GR’s last phone message.)
So, nice knowing you, GR !!!
:D,000 :D:D,000. Woot !!!