I’ve seen it twice already and might even see it again before its run in the theater is over. I’m not sure of The Expendables comparison. I walked out of that one about 20 minutes into it.
On the plus side for RED, you’ve got a great group of actors that can, in fact, walk, talk and act all at the same time. They all seem to be on the same page as far as what kind of film they’re making here, and I’d call it a comedy-action movie if I had to boil it down. There are a ton of just laugh out loud moments, the kind of quick laugh that escapes your body before you have a chance to register (or limit) it. I heard lots of laughs from all over the theater constantly, and I added to them myself regularly. The action is medium speed, and the violence is total PG or less. No gruesome blood soaked scenes, no sadistic Saw-type crap. Some explosions, a car wreck and a fistfight or two. Karl Urban was awesome, and this movie finally found a way to make me love John Malkovich. A perfect and hilarious role for him imho. Even Richard Dreyfuss showed up, as does Helen Mirren…with a .50 cal tripod mounted machine gun, no less.
In closing: If you’re in the mood for a lot of laughs, some decent action, and some great actors doing their thing, check out RED.
If you’re a plastic surgeon looking for examples of how not to perform plastic surgery, check out The Expendables.