Tuesday, April 28th, at 8 PM ET/PT
Sam has an Evil tutor. Nice. 
On the internet, no one knows you’re a undead thing hiding in your son’s garage. 
Aww, Sam has absolutely no game. That’s pretty Vulcan adorable in its own right. Maybe he’s got something there.
The Devil cut someone in half just for giving her a footrub?
You’d think that Rocky Horror would have learned his lesson after Mia Wallace.
“I’m the Devil, Sammy. I don’t chase tail. Tail chases me.”
Gee, the Devil is an evil genius? Ya think?
He’s only been doing this for, what, since the beginning of time? :rolleyes:
Aww, I was hoping that was real. 
Yes, I’m a monster. But he annoys me. 
“I’m the Dark Lord of Asses!”
Aww, that’s so sad.
Hell has cell phone reception?
And yet, there’s hardly any where I work.
And you wonder why people are so easily seduced by the Dark Side… :rolleyes: