On the recent live GWC 'cast #211, Audra mentioned Porn Chinese Restaurant names.
Here are a few I thot of:
Boobs Delight
Supple Dumplings
Wet Noodle Panda
Yummy Long Dong
Peking Dragon
Bamboo Stiffy
Vulva Garden Surprise
Hunan Snatch
Bearded Wok
Big Moon
Pu Pu Dynasty
Me Fu Tu Ho’s
And the ever popular dish, Cream of Sum Yung Guy.
That’s good…I mean that’s funny.
I like how Talos separated the categories: poultry, beef, seafood, and the daily special.
I came up with Peeking Dong last night but then ran out of steam!
i have Vietnamese ones… but they are more swear than porn… Ph? which is proununced more like fur with a raising tone… and these stores actually exists…
Pho King
Pho Queen
after a while the ueen on the sign broke, so it was just
Pho Q
There’s a Vietnamese place near my house called Pho Kim. I always giggle when I drive past it. Tee-hee. :o
There’s a place called Soon Fat around here. I’ll have to take a picture and post.
i am guessing it’s a grocery store…
i’ll give this a shot
Big Long Wang
Long Wang actually means dragon god…
There’s a jewellery shop here called “House of Hung” …and a retail outlet called “Fook Yew” (it’s an actual cantonese name - the double entendre was on purpose)… i have a picture of it somewhere…
Long Duck Dong’s Famous Extra Large Egg Rolls
There’s one in Belfast called Foo Kin. They offer a buffet meal for £5 called the Foo Kin fiver, it gets a lot of laughs.
I didn’t find anything in the archive that was specifically about this. Mods can delete it if it’s a duplicate.
Ok, I’ve heard on previous 'casts a few references to porn names, be it chinese food or pornstar names. My co-worker and I often try to break the monotony with trying to come up with pornstar names. So how about it? Can you come up with the best pornstar name?
Mine will be: FABIAN L’AMOUR
It is a french name that loosely translates as “makes love well”.
Yeah. The search function is…um… problematic. There was a thread. I merged.
Exsqueeze me. Baking powder.
Peking Tom’s
Won Ton Soup.
You figure out the double entendre. I just love me some won ton soup.
It may be exotic in your neck of wood but here… well I actually have a client name like that.
I also know a mister Dr I. Fackass, and this is not even a joke 
There is a chain of restaurants here called ‘Long Wong’s’, no joke…
Hmm Long Wongs wings are so good!
We have a restaurant out here called Ichiban but in my family it’s pronounced ‘itchy buns’.