looks innocent I am sure I don’t know what you are talking about.
Hmmm…there is a slim chance I will be able to make it. Sounds like it will be a good time…enjoy!
Is it really June 13th? Frak. I’ll be on a plane flying home from the west coast on that day. Wait a sec? What am I thinking flying on Friday the 13th? Gotta remember to pack by rabbits feet, and my lucky cigarette lighter that my father Joeseph Adama gave me.
Bring a parachute and make sure you get a seat near the door. Remember, when you jump off the plane you have to shout “Cowabunga”
I’m taking my little bro on college tours in Richmond that day… better get a hotel with sciffy!
Good advice, GR. And just in case the plane, for whatever reason, gets diverted to over German airplace, please tell me the German translation (or equivalent) to “Cowabunga”. Also inform me of any beer festivals on that date. After jumping out of the airplane, I’ll probably need a beer or two to calm my nerves.
If you can, fly Frontier Airlines. At a minimum you’d be able to watch Sci-Fi live off DirecTV while in the air.
Should you find yourself stranded on a seemingly deserted island…
- Don’t go into the jungle–a smoke monster lives there.
- Make nice with the island’s “native” inhabitants.
- Should some “nice” people on a “freighter” come to rescue you, hide in jungle and let above-mentioned smoke monster take care of them.
Got it? Good. See you in another life, brutha’.
-K
I put the 100th podcast on the calendar so I don’t forget. I’ll try to be there if I can navigate TalkShoe. Can’t wait…the first GWC podcast I listened to was your first live podcast.
-K
Should your plane really get so far off course, I will personally paint a huge X on the ground and make sure to welcome you with a case of local stuff. “Thank you for flying Starbuck Airlines”
You are a good guy, GR. Ignore all the bad stuff I ever said about you.
Hey, if the airplane turns out to be a living cylon, will you help me pull all of its guts out so we can climb into it’s head and learn to fly it (ala Starbuck in “You Can’t Go Home Again”?
If it’s alive GR may try to take it out to dinner and a movie…
The usual bait is hot, unsweetened cocoa with peppermint leaves/syrup. And I’m not kidding, it tastes awesome.
Have you tried it on the girls that live upstairs above you yet?
Well sure, that’s how I got to know them.
The part where they stopped talking to me came later and involved a toasty emotional cocktail of jealousy, allegations of cheating (they were never able to prove anything), general mistrust, a new girlfriend and my car’s side-view mirror (that’s where I was never able to prove anything).
What’s even funnier is that they’re still talking to my new GF who was the reason that got the cocktail started in the first place. Girls…
Yeah, but Topgun is right. You would totally go on a date with Living-Cylon-brained 747 passenger jet if it crash landed in your town–even if that meant leaving me with no way to fly back home.
I’ve had worse dates.
even if that meant leaving me with no way to fly back home.
I guess you’d like it here. At least for a while. “Mopköpfiger Inbusschlüssel Eiscreme” isn’t exactly the best of pick-up lines but could come in handy during the weekly trivia quiz in the local Irish pub.
See? A whole week has gone by and now I can’t remember for the life of me what “Mopköpfiger Inbusschlüssel Eiscreme” means.
I think a fun pub -hoping game to play when I go to Germany is to only use the only phrase I know which is “Meinst du das oder sagst du das nur so?” (Do you mean that, or are you just saying that?) and see how many people I can say it to before I get punched.
The ones who have the restraining order ??
By the way, (and back to the actual thread topic), I felt bad upon hearing that no one sent the Fab 3 a message for the title of the last show…so I implore everyone (and I’m gonna too) to call in a message introducing Episode 409 “Guess What’s Coming to Dinner”…let’s snow them under !!