Dude got slapped! Patton got into a lot of trouble for the same thing.
“Sergeant, I want you to arrange for the immediate transfer of this baby out of my regiment. I won’t have any of our brave men contaminated by him.”
I had a boss like that, once.
It’s hilarious. I heard so much about it. I was like, “Why is this so great?” Then I saw it. I couldn’t stop snickering through the whole thing.
I really hate this officer, he reminds me of a captain I once knew.
Yeah but he was in the weak American Army. This is THE FRENCH!!
Everyone knows a dick…once or twice in their life.
I’m gonna regret that.
LMAO. Whew. Thanks FT. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!
Here’s the dance of persuasion again.
The boss always wins. Kinda sux doesn’t it?
That’s why I’m here.
Love Douglas here. Quoting Samuel Johnson, “Patriotism…is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”
Yup. That’s why you have to sabotage them. Video tape one of their rants, and leave a copy with his boss. Works great! Not that I have ever done anything so shady.
Which is ironic because Johnson was something of a scoundrel himself.
Yeah the audience get the joke but those who know snicker. Very tongue-in-cheek.
That no-man’s land looks as close to hell as can be arranged.
That’s essentially how I think of most of these frak parties. 
“An officer wouldn’t do that. A man wouldn’t do that.”
Wayne Morris (Roget) plays the weasel so well.
Wow. This Lieutenant is a lot like one of my old platoon leaders. He said I was too much of a “smart ass.” I responded by being sickeningly sweet to him. He never caught on, but everyone else got a kick out of it.
Bayonet or machine gun?
Do conversations like this go on in the barracks, Lucky?
I’ll have some cognac.
“To France”
To the arse running this thing. CHEERS!!