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[li]I find your lack of pants disturbing.
[/li][li]You are unwise to lower your pants.
[/li][li]Your pants, you will not need them.
[/li][li]Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
[/li][li]The Force is strong in my pants.
[/li][li]You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
[/li][li]I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
[/li][li]In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
[/li][li]I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
[/li][li]Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
[/li][li]Pull up! All pants pull up!
[/li][li]A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master…
[/li][li]That blast came from the pants! That thing’s operational!
[/li][li]I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
[/li][li]I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
[/li][li]He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
[/li][li]Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
[/li][li]These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
[/li][li]Looks like someone’s beginning to take an interest in your pants.
[/li][li]The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
[/li][li]“I want them alive. No pants.” -Vader
[/li][li]Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.
[/li][li]Your pants can deceive you, don’t trust them
[/li][li]I am altering the pants. Pray that I don’t alter them any further
[/li][li]Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
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That’s freakin’ awesome, man.
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…can’t…breathe…bwahahahahahahahahahahhahaha…I had assumed this was something I have seen before, but this takes it a step further.
Bwa-hah-hah-hah-ha!
I mean, ROFL, serious ROFL.
I can even hear that tired resignation in Yoda’s voice.
Chewie and Han in the pants together, eh? Also, I never trust my pants. How could I possibly trust schemers like these?
I wish I could take credit for this, I really do, but it was sent to me…
LOL that was damn funny!! Good one, thanks for sharing!