Name my Hotspot (NIYKWIM)

…I don’t even know what that means.

So I had to swap out my sim card on my hotspot and have decided that the old name, “Temporary T.A.R.D.I.S.” although conveyed my love of Doctor Who to anyone scanning for WiFi didn’t actually make much sense.

So I leave it to you my fellow GWCers to pitch me names for my hotspot. Can be offensive, sexy, cool in joke, scifi ref. Must be clever.

I’m thinking something that says “tunnel” or “gateway”/

Like “Cheyenne Stargate” or “Io Jumppoint” or “Starfleet Communications Hub 69” or “Secret Tunnel” (must sing whenever connecting to it) or “Charged Vacume Endpoint”

That’s all I’ve got right now in my current condition.

“NSA Surveillance Van”
“Tunnel of Love”
“Oceans 14”
“NCC1701”
“Jayne Says”
“Rub-a-Dub Hub”
“Hazard County”

/shrug

OB

“The Lair”

“Open WiFi”

And then lock it down like there’s no tomorrow.

“The Danger Zone”

^^^^^ This!

DRADIS
Spam Radio
XCOM
Brown Note Generator
My Precious
Looking Glass
Uhura’s Earpiece
MK Ultra
ELF Wave Generator
Portal
GLaDOS

Appeture Science
Geek and Sundry
The Delorian
Lothlorien
Mordor
Alderaan
Velvet Jones Couch
Lucious Walls

OB

Fleshlight 3.0 :groucho:

iphone 6.66

The Cortex

Miranda

Mr. Universe

The 'Verse

Thank you all for your contributions. Definite front runners are:

The Danger Zone
The Cortex
D.R.A.D.I.S.

but I still want something that when people look to see what are the available wireless makes them go, “Wha?”

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This. Would definitely trim back the number of attempts to leech off your network

my neighbors suck

C.D.C. Emergency Response Team

Section 31
The Outernet
WiseFi
Palantir
LookOutBehindYou
SandraBullocksTheNet

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Cy-Fi (What the Cylons use to communicate).
Alternatively, WyFy, to make fun of the cable channel.

spoilers for the 2nd half of Doctor Who S7 (as if you haven’t seen it)
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I’m thinking in a few years having an open guest access point titled “touch my daughter and you die” for “friends” of Gwen that may come by.

I just may rename my wifi hotspot.