Nice! I decided to try my hand at a few. Not very good, but it’s a start.
Heh, The GF and I just rewatched ‘Our Mrs. Reynolds’ last night, so… extra funny.
“Wife Soup.” Sigh…
“It’s do or die”
“Hey I died twice”
I always liked Clem, except for that bit.
Instant classic. Brilliant!
Buffy: Does it ever get easy?
Giles: You mean life?
Buffy: Yeah, does it get easy?
Giles: What do you want me to say?
Buffy: Lie to me.
Giles: Yes. It’s terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and… everybody lives happily ever after.
Buffy: Liar.
Its the hard truth about life, but told with a parents love. It always makes me feel like i’m strong enough to deal with whatever life’s got hiding around the corner, about to kick me in the nards.
I guess Tom Zarek took that one to heart.
BTW, while I was looking for a picture of Jayne in his hat, I stumbled across these “Juggling Goslings”, the most adorable thing ever:
They were being sold at Wash-O-Saurus, but the site doesn’t appear to work any more. 
[SIZE=“6”]Kittens give Morbo gas.[/SIZE]
By the way, how DO you guys make those motivational posters anyway?
Now you tell me. I was doing them the hard way, with Gimp. 
Ok, you guys are very cool. 
If sex with Simon isn’t motivational, I don’t know what is!
[LEFT]Baltar’s ghost.
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Just because why? 