Just thought we could start a thread to talk about Mass Effect, but to be considerate to those who don’t want to be spoiled.
Not really plot just a side mission
I just finished exploring one of the planets and well; I came up with my experience
(Samuel L Jackson Voice)
So here I am landing on and Ice planet but it damn cold so I get into my Tank and start heading towards this signal shit. And its all cool everything going good and bam this Giant Mother frack’in snake comes out of the snow, my tank is cart wheeling through the Air so I uses my jets but the only makes this shit worse, eventually, I hit ground and we’re out of there, but as I leave, I think to myself, What’s your name?
Shepard,
I asked you what’s your name,
That’s right it’s Shepard and Shepard just don’t run away from scary ass 4 story tall snake, so I turns myself around and head back thinking, I’m hungry and snake sure looks tasty, Snake comes up and 5mm Cannon take his ass down. So I get myself a data disk, and look at those synthetic chumps that were snake food and head to their base.
Again everything seems cool turn the corner and bam rocket and shit all over the place, Now Balls or not, my momma didn’t raise no fool, so we back off, look to my buddy, that’s what sniper rifle is for, and I take those Mother fracker’s out, cold and quiet but there still this ugly ass metallic spider, But as I see it kills myself a snake kills myself a spider, could have used the 50mm but decided I would give the fracker a fighting chance, and walked up to his ass took him out old school Just me, and my crew.
We started to leave thinking it’s over and than those Magnificent synthetic space bastards drop in more troops, We get’s into the tank, deliver them to Machine Heaven by putting them through hell, and than we go home, for Hot chocolate with marshmallows in it and tasty fresh snake meat.
(As an aside I died like 10 times before finishing it)