LotR: The Two Towers 12/6 @ 8 PM ET

PC: “It won’t have the problems 1.0 had. Trust me.”

Hobbit fertilizer.

“We lost the Ent wives”

I guess the divorce was really messy…

“The Golden Hall”
A bit of poetic license.

“Don’t look for welcome here”

Entwives went shopping?

You’ve heard their poetry. No wonder they “lost” the Ent wives. No doubt they ran off with the landscapers.

And that’s a slime-ball.

Everyone is so deathly pale in Rohan.

Beautiful scenery.

Castles rarely let in sun light.

Talk about bad vibes.

Gandalf the clever

Gandalf Stormcrow cannot be stopped.

King Theoden is back.

The scene where Gandalf reveals himself…be funny if someone replaced him with a naked dude.

Nice smackdown.

“Breathe the free air…”

Love this scene.

King Theoden’s men look relieved.

Strange taste but whatever floats your boat.

Yeaaaaaaah.

Backs slowly away…