LotR: The Two Towers 12/6 @ 8 PM ET

Nope.

Bah too short.

Well then, you should know better. :slight_smile:

“It’s too big for us Merry.”

Merry and Pippin have great screen chemistry. They are the C3PO and R2D2 of these films.

Yes, anyone who can surf down stone steps on a shield while firing a bow is cool. A frakkin’ showboat, but cool.

Yah, I know. :smiley:

There’s gotta be a better comparison. I’ll think of one later.

“Y’know what might have been more effective? Just staying on the high ground and reigning death upon your enemies.”

“But dude, totally stair-surfing!”

“Yeah, and that helped how? Exactly?”

“To the gate, draw your swords”

Well, sure as hell not going to go empty-handed!
How about grenades?

Too busy watching the battle to chat…

“Don’t tell the Elf”
Love that line.

Dwarf of Mass Destruction!

Dwarf Bomb!

“Sure would be nice if we had some grenades about now, dontcha think?”

Isn’t is dawn on the 5th day yet?

Yeah, I’m guessing there was a Great-Something-Something of Jayne’s at that battle.

“We’re not occupying the place…”

Treebeard is easily bamboozled.

“The Ring only has power to destroy.”

Pippin logic.

Or, Pippin Mind Trick.

“Osgiliath burns!”

You really should put something on that.

Is it too early to begin using a shorthand for which I have only recently learned the meaning?