LotR: The Two Towers 12/6 @ 8 PM ET

Hah! This is where the Rohan folk were filmed with the idea that they had pseudo-scottish accents.

I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but a line comes to mind…

“A sad little king of a sad little hill.”

Grima the traitor.

How would quoting anything from Joss Whedon or River be disrespectful?

Holy cow, that’s a lot of bad guys !

Where has Grima been that he didn’t notice THE BIG ARMY outside the window?

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Sleeping in the stables. Just saying. He stinks of horse and all.

“Baxter, you know I don’t speak Elvish!”

I wonder if a lot of women are jealous of the horse that got to kiss Aragorn?

He was studying animal husbandry, until they caught him at it…

You mean your Elf wife stays young? It’s good to be the king.

You could post an ad on Elrond’s forehead.

The Elves are so elegant.

Elrond’s Tiara Emporium

Damn straight it doesn’t. The ENTIRE POINT of Faramir is that he was wiser than his brother. He’s the Gallant to Borimir’s Gufus.

Hey, did Gandalf et al. refusing to bear the ring strip it of power? No? OK then.

Arwen is so beautiful.

devil dog snort The milk just shot out my nose.

“Eat at the Prancing Pony”?

Kinda sucks to be the queen, though.