Wait its been found? this is not the porn is it? haha
baum chicka voo voo
its bad that i know exactly what that is (and I saw it on Broadway and it was exclent) Its worse that its 5:13 and Im still doing homework
How’s the tummy today?
Do you think it was something you swallowed? IYKWIM 
Graveyard? Michael Jackson? Did you smell the funk of 40,000 years? :eek:
Maybe if it was room-temperature. Yum. 
Depends. Did he age well?
Which thereby showed that, no, he has not aged well.
Also, he’s appeared on Celebrity Fit Club. I say appeared, because I don’t think he ever finished…
I wouldn’t want to say “life is teh suck” because I’ve got no reason to complain really, but…
Did you ever have one of those weeks where there’s just too much going on at once?
This week I’ve had/have 1st day of school for the kids, daughter’s birthday, daughter’s birthday party, our wedding anniversary, a zillion deadlines and other craap at work. Now of these things taking individually aren’t too stressful, but all together…well, at least if I start pulling my hair out I’ll have less gray hair.:eek::eek:
Well, we were painting an upstairs room at my parents house this extremely bright blue color.
The first bad thing that happened was that my friend went to get up with the paint brush in her hand and got me in the face with it, so i had a giant blue streak down the side of my face.
But the worst thing is that i was sitting in the corner of the room, talking on the phone, and i went to get up and slid all the way up against the wall, and completly covered my backside with blue paint.
That sounds like the beginning of “Maelstrom,” only without the creepy Leoben-havy foreplay. 
Armando, really, that’s so insensitive. Perfect IYKWIM fodder while GR’s not feeling well? For shame.
Report from Sickbay:
I have been eating nothing but salt sticks and rice wafers and drinking only Isostar for the last 48 hours. It’s starting to get to me. I can feel the zombieness from lack of real food coming on … slowly…
A Jedi craves not these things.
Or rather, what are they?
It’s starting to get to me. I can feel the zombieness from lack of real food coming on … slowly…
Do you think that human brains would make you feel better?
Salt sticks:
Rice wafers:
Isostar:
Do you think that human brains would make you feel better?
They’re not on the list of things to eat that the doctor gave, but I could call her up real quick. She was hot, by the way! (I went to a different one since my usual one is on vacation till Wednesday)
Are they pretzels?
Rice wafers:
We call them rice cakes. Those few of us who eat them.
Isostar:
I figured it was something like Pedialyte or Gatorade.
They’re not on the list of things to eat that the doctor gave, but I could call her up real quick.
Maybe you should. They’re high in protein and full of electrolytes, which is why they taste salty.
um, so I’ve heard. :o
She was hot, by the way!
Are you saying you wouldn’t mind giving her a sample, IYKWIM?
(I went to a different one since my usual one is on vacation till Wednesday)
Is that the one who blames the Jews for everything?
In a way, but they’re sticks.
We call them rice cakes. Those few of us who eat them.
I’m not too fond of them myself, but they beat the hell out of potato chips. What I’d really love to be eating is Weetabix, but milk is absolutely out of the question at the moment.
I figured it was something like Pedialyte or Gatorade.
Way cooler than Gatorade. It’s Isostar. Pure cult!
Maybe you should. They’re high in protein and full of electrolytes, which is why they taste salty.
Pretzel brains?
Are you saying you wouldn’t mind giving her a sample, IYKWIM?
I’d give her the full load!
Is that the one who blames the Jews for everything?
Not, that’s another one entirely. I’m not seeing HIM ever again!
I knew Pennsylvania made a lot of pretzels, but 80%? :eek:
I’m not too fond of them myself, but they beat the hell out of potato chips.
Which are full of oil and would probably make you nauseated anyway.
What I’d really love to be eating is Weetabix, but milk is absolutely out of the question at the moment.
Did she put you on the BRAT diet?
Way cooler than Gatorade. It’s Isostar. Pure cult!
I thought Germans disapproved of cults. Why else would you give poor Tom Cruise such a hard time?
(warning: do NOT get Keara started about Tom Cruise!)
Pretzel brains?
They make good dip. They even come in their own serving bowl!
I’d give her the full load!
So generous!
Not, that’s another one entirely. I’m not seeing HIM ever again!
Why not? It’s always so exciting to be unconscious under the care of a knife-wielding bigot!
Basically bread and water. I hate when you get sick and then when you start feeling better they will not let you eat.
I’m not a doctor. But here’s my suggestion. While you are ill, do NOT eat any Hobbits. And if you must eat Hobbits, cut their feet off first before grilling them. Halfling foot hair can wreck havoc with ones digestion :eek:
You can get health tips in the oddest of places.
I’ve have a frakkin’ migraine which started at 3am…and it hurts…BAAAAAD…like Craaaap. I can’t get to sleep and I can’t concentrate on anything meaningful…so I came here to GWC.
You’ll just have to forgive my overuse of ellipses at the moment. I’m not myself.
We are not meaningful? 