[SPOILER]Thot, you’re not kidding. If I ever got Twitter I may as well say goodbye to anyone I interact with in the “real” world. I might as well succumb and get myself a blackberry and just tune out.
But then, I’m not getting any peer pressure to go on Twitter. What gives? Do you guys on Twitter just not like me that much? What, you think you’re too good for me? That I’m not good enough for your little clicke! Well, I’ll start my OWN clicke. With blackjack. And hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack and the clicke…[/SPOILER]
You know, back when Star Wars was being made some Fox executives asked George Lucas if Chewbacca couldn’t wear pants. Maybe some Lederhosen or something. Could you imagine a world where Chewbacca wears pants?
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[SPOILER]It’s kinda awkward to say this Armando, so I didn’t want to say anything. But everyone’s been telling me that they like me a lot better then they like you. And also, that I’m like wicked handsome and stuff. That’s probably why they’ve haven’t been pressuring you to join Twitter.
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Its not hard at all. See I once thought like you that children are our future. when in fact our future relies upon Marlboro lights. See this great camel named Joseph; Explained it all to me. At first I didn’t believe him. but then he and some of his super fun friends took me to reeducation camp. or like he called it, uncle Joe’s super summer cigarette playland. and saw the light, the cigarettes are good and children are bad. so you see cigarettes do lead to education.
On why life is teh suck today: Driving on a thin dirt road covered in ice, I met a Subaru Outback. They refused to pull over, and my tires sunk into the soft dirt—thus pulling me into the ditch. I was momentarily stuck, but I popped the truck into 4WD Low, and reversed out of there for about fifty yards. I picked up so much speed, I was popped out, and spun 180 degrees on the road. Blue Subaru Outback with Vermont plates and the Obama sticker didn’t even stop. Thanks buddy…I’ll keep my eye out for ya. :mad:
Originally Posted by Armando
You know, back when Star Wars was being made some Fox executives asked George Lucas if Chewbacca couldn’t wear pants. Maybe some Lederhosen or something. Could you imagine a world where Chewbacca wears pants?
You know there just isn’t enough respect for the wang these days?
As Toyfare (or Wizard, I forget which) magazine once put it: they were afraid of his “little wookie.”
You’re right about computer stuff… I spend way more time doing stuff not related to work on my computer now that I am on Twitter with people who actually update (because spouse doesn’t… maybe once every 2 months?).
And hey, might i say, that yesterday kind of was not cool. I put the washer ont he wrong setting so the washer was full of water. I spent a few hours pouring it into a bucket with a glass. Then I broke the glass, while several times, dumping the heavy bucket lol
No way. Do you have any idea how many times people made fun of that visiting Australia? I was born around the same time as Azaria Chamberlain so I was always being told as a child that I was lucky I wasn’t eaten by a dingo, or murdered by my mother. A huge number of people in the 80s were convinced of Lindy’s guilt. OK, off my soapbox now, a bit of a sore topic.
I think it’s because this ain’t the gutter
We got Seinfeld, but my conservative christian mother deemed it filth and banned it from the house. I only recently watched the whole series on DVD
I’m hearing Buffy lines in my mind; are we on the same wavelength?
