This may be the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
It’s true. Intelligently and safely and with consideration of your partner(s) are more important than age, but age can help you achieve those things. Here’s a good example of what NOT to do, but what might sound like a great idea at the age of 16 (true story and I swear on ALL that is holy that it was not me):
Mess around with your girlfriend in your car instead of your house, because, hi, you have parents at your house.
Get sick of feeling cramped in the back seat, and decide to fold down the seats and use the back seat and the trunk of your gigantic sedan.
Decide to engage in this game in a state park after a day of hiking.
React so violently when a park ranger taps the window with his flashlight that you get stuck between the folded-down rear seat and the back of the passenger seat.
Are you propositioning her great-aunt?!
Frakking creepy since she’s been dead for about 10 years…
That doesn’t answer the question. :eek:
Or you get confused and push the wrong pedal. :eek:
You can still have a perfectly good experience with an old rustbucket that has a loose tailpipe. :rolleyes:
Life is the suck right now because I really should be using the time between getting home from teaching and my meeting this evening to get resumes out for new, full time jobs, but I just can’t get motivated to do it. (Was last year’s less than stellar job search THAT big a blow to me?) UGH!
So here i am editing a show to come out tonight. Yousendit.com fails so I need to get my friend to send me the audio track again. he does and I am edting about three tracks and I just got them synced up perfectly. I click the recorder button instead of the play button. I stop it, I am about to clsoe out of the recording track that I created by mistake and wham, audiaicty dies.
This stupid pc sucks because what works on a pc does sucks. Adobe audition is about 300 bucks, and I don’t have the bandxwith or the itnernet to get it through the tardis.
And you know audacity? Your stupid plguin for mp3 does not work for me! You should already have the option! And I should not have to make a WHOLE new wav file every time I want to take out a frakking second of scilence
And you knwo what vista, your ads make no since! And the Bill Gates pc ads are kind of creepy. Sell me a product. You know what, don’t, because your product sucks. its not user friendly, and you know what else sucsik? Word 2007l. Ribbons? What is this? Its qonity over qulity, “look at how much we have changed by making things more diificult”
Phew…wow i feel better now
You know Audition is only like 300 megs. How crappy is your internetz?
You sound quite…Breathless.
My pastor announced this Sunday that he had converted to a Mac, and a whole section of the congregation applauded. Surreal.
:eek:
Aw, Armando, did you have a Promise Ring?
Actually, I shouldn’t keed, since I’d be mocking my own beliefs (not in Promise Rings, but well, YKWIM).
But I do agree with the rest of the gang in a sense. Whether you save it for marriage or not, Boxy, don’t make sex the end-all-be-all of all things. Otherwise, it’s bound to be a disappointment, and it shouldn’t be. Best not to obsess about it.
Not that anyone on these boards is preoccupied with sex. 
Pike’s Rule: Don’t have sex with anyone you’re not prepared to spend the next twenty years dealing with on a daily basis.
You’ll still make bad decisions, but hopefully that will winnow the possibilities down somewhat and you’ll get lucky.
OR if you’re realllly lucky you’re queer and don’t have to deal with all that reproductive system stuff. Lucky me!
True, although there are other concerns I wasn’t even touching on there that still apply.
You stringent stickler kids get off my loose-morals, free-wheeling lawn!
But… that’s where all the confused girls are at!
Yeah, that’s kind of creepy at my age. I know. Don’t tell The GF.
So… changing the subject.
Funny story. I was making curry and after chopping the peppers I had washed my hands and thought everything was fine, I put some chapstick on my lips and OUCH they were burning! I was furious with myself - especially since the solution involved dousing my mouth in vodka… no swallowing, thanks very much.
And the funniest part is that the curry is the perfect level of spiciness for me - flavorful but no burning. Because evidently the burn ended up on my fingers that found their way to my lips.
Lesson learned, let me tell you. I’m asking the hubby to chop the peppers from here on out!! 
Ouch! Has anyone else seen the early Penelope Cruz movie Woman on Top? The ridiculously hot sex scene with the peppers? Wow. But what a crock. Because, as Cas can tell you, getting pepper oils onto sensitive skin HURTs like a motherfrakker.
Who made Emily breathless?? IYKWIM!
You should have told me that before I went home with a drunken lesbian in sophomore year.
There’s a preposition missing in this sentence… IYKWIM
especially since the solution involved dousing my mouth in vodka… no swallowing, thanks very much.
…Why didn’t you drink it?
Also S-Buc I need a lesbian friend, I’ve decided