This is really an announcement.
PEOPLE OF EARTH! IT HAS BEEN DECIDED THAT ONCE I TAKE MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS RULER OF THIS REALITY NO-ONE BUT I SHALL BE ALLOWED TO USE THE ROADS!
NO MORE WILL I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH SHUNT-BRAINS PLAYING WITH THEIR SAT NAV AT JUNCTIONS, IGNORING THE GREEN LIGHT AND MAKING SURE THAT WHEN YOU EVENTUALLY DO SEE IT YOU WILL BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN GET THROUGH BEFORE IT GOES BACK TO RED FOR THE NEXT 20 MINUTES!
NO MORE WILL i HAVE TO PUT UP WITH GREY-HEADS PUTTERING ALONG AT 25MPH DOWN THE MIDDLE OF A 2-LANE ROAD ENSURING NO-ONE ELSE CAN GET PAST YOU, AND THEN DROPPING SPEED RANDOMLY ONCE YOU GET A SIGNAL FROM THE MOTHER SHIP!
Oh. and STOP WEARING FLAT-CAPS!
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