Bkitty posted this link on Twitter, but it was so funny I wanted to make sure no one missed it:
http://www.cracked.com/article_17316_instruction-manuals-uss-enterprise.html
Here’s part of it.
I’m quite fond of this chart… I wish I could “deploy captain” to solve all the problems in life that come up! lol
Also a huge fan of the redshirt instructions