Well, I’m convinced.
I <3 9/11 conspiracy mockery.
Ironically, Peter Jackson and Co. worked hard to make the destruction of Barad-Dur not look like the Twin Towers, out of sensitivity’s sake. I think the visual metaphor he went with was breaking glass, rather than a structurally correct building collapse. You kind of get that with the way Barad-Dur bursts into clouds of shards as it falls.
Did they really think we wouldnt find out!!? :mad:
I knew there was something unsavory about the whole situation!
King Aragorn knew, and he did nothing! In fact, he used it to justify going to war against the sovereign nation of Mordor! :eek:
it was Sauron’s wife.
She was angry upon finding out her husband gave other people rings, but didn’t give her rings.
Sauron isn’t completely to blame! The previous administration, Isildur and his liberal policies, also could have done more to prevent this disaster!! Instead, he focused more on kowtowing to the Elves!
Too much?
It also must be noted that Aragorn never has produced a valid Middle Earth birth certificate…
And, Gandalf made a mistake during the coronation. Plus, when they redid the coronation in private, they didn’t use the crown!!
This thread is comedy gold. Well done, whoever the undoubtedly handsome poster who started it! Bravo Zulu!
…and I’m sure we’ll now have to watchout for a band of Wild Men teabagging in protest of the Sauron-like tendencies of Aragorn’s new administration…
I look forward to watching the organization of the protests from Warg Cryer.
Rosie O Dwarfel
I knew it! I just knew it!
But they mocked me when I spoke out! Granted that is an easy thing to do… Especially when I said, “It is the first time in history that fire has melted metal.” Kind of a stupid thing to say now that I look back on it, especially coming from an… AHEM Dwarf.
They kicked me out of the Blacksmith’s Guild after that. I never did do all that well in smelting class after all… sigh Smelting, like melting with an s in front of it, heh kinda like… s’mores. MMMMMMMMMMM I like S’Mores! (drooling)
What were we talking about?
Omg at that pic, Omra! Lololol.