Albert Nimzicki.
Yep that name descibes that guy pretty well. Pretty pretty well.
That’s a really bad way to go, in a fire. I reckon the worst way, closely followed by drowning
It’s the second coming!! Run for the mountains!!
The President doesn’t have a flat screen tv? Oh…right…12 years ago
There’s self oxidizing fuel on sats, that explosion is totally possible
Spacemen 1
Earthicans 0
May I present Mr Rimpy BadgerSpoon, Picker of Nits Extraordinaire!
It’s a dragon from space!!
Wait til they get to NYC.
How exactly do you shoot a ICBM at an object in space? I assume it carries only enough fuel to put the missile into a ballistic trajectory, and it won’t achieve escape velocity, just because point it straight up! You suppose the boosters will be able to reach space before it separates the warheads?
While I finish acquiring this flick and try to catch up I’m watchin Knight’s Tale =P
Trust me, I’ve been behaving. 
They always go to NYC and Washington D.C. Do you think they are trying to say something?
Hey David is reading binary. He’s the final cylon!!
Straight up and add more fuel imo
Population. Concentrated.
None of which will matter with an object the size of a small moon.
I love when the hick laughs and coffee spills out of his mouth.
it’s what made him the pinup of choice for geekgirls in the 90s
Not necessarily. You’re assuming constant density of each “piece” post-separation. What if the object splits into pieces, each of which inflate to a bigger size that the original “thing”?
Note to everyone: Spoon and I will continue this technical nitpicking jackassery throughout the movie, so feel free to ignore us.