A friend brought this to me at work today:
Nasdrowje, dude!
My dad bought such a t-shirt when he was in Sankt Petersburg about 10 years ago:
Wow your dad is hot 
That was frakkin awesome! ^^
No, he is an ugly old man.
Great work, but I still miss John William’s score. 
Some of us didn’t. :rolleyes:
No one reads my posts. 
Bob Zany joke heard on the Bob & Tom radio show on my way home from work this morning.
A spaceship lands in an intersection near a gas station. Two aliens exit the ship, one old and one young. They go right up to the nearest gas pump and the older alien says “We come in peace, take us to your leader.” No response from the gas pump. The younger alien tries, “We come in peace, take us to your leader.” Again no response. The young alien gets out his ray gun, points it at the gas pump. The older alien tells the younger one that he doesn’t think it’s a good idea to make the gas pump angry. The younger ignores him and says the greeting again. When he gets no response he blasts the gas pump. After recovering from being blasted 200 ft back from the pump exploding the younger alien asks the older how he knew it wouldn’t be good to make the gas pump angry. The older responds, “In my intergalactic travel experience I’ve found it a bad idea to piss off an alien that can wrap it’s penis over it’s shoulder twice and stick the end in it’s ear.”
I made a LOLtank (is that a thing yet?):
I posted this as my Facebook status in response to this ridiculous ‘I like it X’ cancer meme:
I do not like it by the door. I do not like it on my floor. I do not like it in my car. I do not like it near or far. I do not like it near the phone. I do not like it at my home. I do not like it on the stairs. I do not like it anywhere. I can think of nothing worse than hearing all about your purse.
(copied from someone else)
Who da man? heheh…
The Barista’s Story
… and what Craig has to say about Starbucks…
Even Ellen is in on it
how to save at Starbucks…
this one kinda reminded me of “here it goes again” by Ok Go
was just about to post this–awesome doesnt even cover it
… never has bathing a little white dog been so much work before!
PS check our the sheep in the background ! hehehe…
Sean, you reading this? Is your dog anything like this? :eek:
Lol. Nice one.
haha the two small dogs I’ve had (one passed a couple months back) and one thats still going do all the same stuff, the one I have left is 15 years old so he doesn’t do the running around as much anymore but he still does the dig plenty!