This is brilliant.
Thanx I needed that. I laughed so hard I cried.
That was great, especially the ending.
If only, … and we would be spared a sequel to boot!
This has been making the rounds on Facebook. It’s pretty friggin’ disturbing. Soviet variety shows. Oh yeah!
You must watch and read every credit. I had to use the pause button but its awesome
and this is particularly awesome
They do, you know. The gods, I mean. That’s how a lot of mothers got that way.
At least that’s their story. :rolleyes:
That is awesome on more levels than I can count.
Tyler Durden was right. Lincoln’s got some reach. 
This seems particularly fitting, considering our upcoming film.
[The Holy Grail is a Beer Mug!
The Holy Grail is a Beer Mug!](http://www.beerconspiracy.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=68:the-holy-grail-is-a-beer-mug&catid=1:latest-news&Itemid=50)
Weird and twisted yet strangly humorous video-
http://www.noob.us/entertainment/introducing-the-japanese-curling-team-nsfw/
Just so wrong i’ve played curling and its well nothing like that… just so wrong :eek:
For the past two Winter Olympics, I didn’t understand Curling. Now I do. Well, kinda. All I know is I’d rather watch Japanese Curling.
Um, you know how in Tennis they have those people run back and forth to grab the loose balls giggle. Anyway, I want to be the ball boy for Japanese Curling. IYKWIM. Use your imagination. They could do away with the props is all I’m sayin’.
heh… makes me think of Fight Club and how they made their designer soaps…
And that boys and girls is why the Soviet Union collapsed.
Someone sent this to a mailing list I was on. I ROTFLOL which was inconvenient at work.
SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW ELEMENT
Oxford University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.