Howl with Laughter (SFW)

Thought youd ejoy it, not that you expendable. Or do I?

Say goodnight Ensign Ricky.

Here’s my method of watching hockey:

Plan A: Watch and root for the Vancouver Canucks. “Go Canucks!”
Canucks get eliminated from playoffs
Plan B: “Go Calgary!”
Calgary gets eliminated
Plan C: “Go any other Canadian Team!”
All Canadian teams are eliminated
Plan F: “Ahh screw it, all the US teams all bought Canadian players, so Canada wins anyways.”

The Three have mentioned the Margaret Cho Arnold Schwarzenegger routine before (“Mah-ria! Mah-riah! I need yourah hehlp!”), but I can’t find it on YouTube. Does anyone know where it is? I can also never find her “Hi. My name’s Gwen” routine either. I almost killed myself laughing the first time I heard that one.

(Keep in mind, that because this is Margaret Cho, these routines may not be SFW. You will, however, Howl With Laughter.)

Gone on a HIMYM bender lately, so…

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Alien vs Predator

LMAO. The Alien is a tetherball fiend!

OMG, that looks like a wicked swing Mr. Alien. Don’t play too rough now.

Actually i was thinking it would look kinda dandyish. Like this…

Dandy. Indeed. Pixy is as Pixy dust.

caused tears to steam down my face. with hillaritude.

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You can check out the actual stories and others for these by clicking on the pics

Look they were predicting Skynet as far back as 1930

Or you could do it at home with the Toaster in the Tub Method

I just don’t feel right making a joke about this one

But this one I can laugh at.

That makes me gasp and shudder. How many times did that have to fail before they realized it was a boneheaded idea?

4 Welshmen and a Bunch of sheep…Writes its own joke…but i present to you this video…

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I am afraid they never admitted defeat, they simply sold the machines to Vietnamese restaurants. :eek:

That’s…that’s too unreal for words. I’m looking up the “Baa-Studs” now to see if this was really real. I’m…I’m just too amazed to even laugh. But it was so hilarious! How did they even conceive that this was possible?

I wish I knew what was going on here

I’m guessing Tarantino is involved, somehow.