I think if I sent this to my friend who is afraid of spiders, I would be killed. But ahaha, that’s funny.
TinyURL to avoid spoilers: http://tinyurl.com/6a9ggfq
Sending this to The GF. Will let you know how it goes.
Assuming I survive.
hahaha, love it. “And mothers.”
Just took the boys to get their hair cut. Marcus (my 9 year old) was really fidgeting in the barber chair because he was bored, so I told him the apron he was using DEFINITELY wasn’t full of spiders.
That didn’t seem to help as much as I hoped.
That poor pup is going to have terrible nightmares of fluffy, yellow cuteness devouring his face.
That little thing is relentless, like a down-covered terminator.
“Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are overdosed on cuteness.”
that duckling is lucky that wasn’t my dog, he would have thought it was a chew toy and had it in his mouth while wagging his tail :eek: 
I was expecting that to be honest. That pup may get his revenge…
Nope. The dog is craven. I’ve seen this happen in my own household (replace kittehs with ducks) and it never ends.
Mind you, the dog will take your finger off if you pet it unexpectedly, but for some reason those little balls of fur and sharp things are immune.
That makes no sense, but I’ve never had a pet. Too much trouble just looking after myself. d:
Got a depressing fortune:
