For 'Talos - Shatner tantrum!
Great Grumpy Garth!! I love it!!
Wrong. Just… wrong.
Agreed. Obviously Superman should be Rocky. 
Looks like they found a way to remove him from the show. Here’s the leaked Two and a Half Men finale:
I can honestly say this was the best episode of Impy & Chimpy I’ve ever watched.
That 2 1/2 Men thing was so obviously a fake. The laugh track was way too short.
I’m relieved to know I wasn’t the only one who kept thinking “That’s The Dude!!!” while watching Tron:
That was funnier than it had any right to be. And props for the punch line!
Brilliant. Just frakkin’ brilliant. More HERE.
Nerds did it first! 
What events must happen in your life to make this happen?
Agreed. But that motherboard really DID bring the whole room together.
No one under the age of 25 will get that. It’s perfect.
its true, I’m 21 and have no idea what the heck this is a reference to 
Bahahahaha! I love it.
Last week, I was at the pet store with my brother. We were in the check out line buying dog food and he tells me he’s been thinking about getting a pet for his son to play with. We go through the usual pet ideas: fish, dogs, cats, ferrets, commenting on the pros and cons of each species for a small child. Then I turn to him and say “Whatever you do, don’t get a hamster…god that was the worst idea mom and dad ever had.”
My brother (who usually has a witty comeback or two) I notice is looking at me weird. His eyes are saying ‘Shut the fuck up, Aimee!” But no! I will not be shushed by my bro’s shut up laser eyes!
I say (loudly) “All they ever did was bite us and pee on the floors and die! REMEMBER WHEN THEY FROZE TO DEATH THAT ONE TIME?”
That’s when he says under his breath “Look behind you.”
Out of the corner of my eye, I see a woman with two small children in front of us in line. She is holding a box: A hamster wheel box. Her son is holding a small cage. I bet you can guess what’s in it. I look at them. They look at me. We all look at the hamster. I couldn’t say anything to them. The damage had been done. In three weeks time when that hamster dies, they’ll remember me. I’m so going to hell for that one.
And my brother is getting a goldfish.
