Friday, 4 March 2011
10 PM Eastern - 7 PM Pacific
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“I knew I hated you for a reason! I’m gonna tell everyone
in prison I went back in time to kill my own father!”
Now remember every jacuzzi is a hot tub but not every hot tub is a time machine!!
“It’s not about losing weight it’s about a life style change.”
Really. Isn’t that drastic?
“What are you doing now?”
hand up dog butt Um…yeah.
“…burned in the backyard.”
Wow. Divorce is fun.
ETA: Well, maybe they weren’t married. But it’s similar.
“Oh wow. What are you doing now? Oh. You get shit out of dog’s asses.” 
I’ll admit it. The whole “Second Life” thing boggles my mind. Isn’t the whole point of a fantasy life online being something you can’t be in real life?
talos headbangin
I’m on my way!! Home Sweet Home!!
The accidental asphyxiation is hilarious.
“How’s your girlfriend?”
“Oh. Really bad.”
“He’s our asshole.”
There’s always one.
I bet there are people out there who feel the same about me. Definitely some of the folks at that party where I…
“Like a spoiled grape or something.”
“Shotgun to the dick.”
Nope. Not me. That would take too long. No?
And if you think there isn’t, then it’s you. 
“Lily will come back.”
Better off without. IMO.
Lots of nerve endings, not a lot of major arteries. Seriously terrible idea, unless you enjoy suffering.
Of course, if you enjoy suffering, why bother committing suicide? :rolleyes:
Y’all shoulda done their research.
“The Great White Buffalo.”
“The Great what?”
This is why young people suck.
Took his wife’s name? WTF?
Crispin! WooT!
Crazy when crazy wuz crazy.