Celebrate the day with all your fellow party-hat wearers!
Ozzy Osbourne [metal madman and food chain aberration]
Darryl Hannah [half fish and one-eyed psycho nurse]
Katarina Witt [skater and amazonian]
Julianne Moore [mother of the Dude’s baby] AUDRA! [reigning queen of the collective GWC mind]
Brendan Fraser [king of the jungle and pharaoh slayer]
Joseph Conrad [Heart of Darkness author and Freud look-a-like]
Andy Williams [“Moon River” crooner and very tanned old guy]
Mickey Thomas [the “Gilligan” of Jefferson Starship]
I had a meeting with Laura Roslin this morning, and when I asked her should Audra have a happy birthday her response was:
Happy birthday from the President of the Twelve Colonies and the President of the “Audra is the Cooooolest” club!
Now, I know what you are thinking. You’ll think that you don’t believe in this birthday crap - you’re in charge of your own life now. Here, have yourself a wookie, and I guarantee, you’ll feel fine in no time.
Brendon, is that Photoshop retouching, or are those Audracentric imagemaps on a fresh 3D rendering? Either way they are kick-(sorry Barb) images. Love the decal on the nose.
Happy Birthday!!! Eres la mas chida/chevere/bakan/guay… que hay!
And to celebrate, I have two videos for you… one of which is just hilariously ridiculous:
Omg!!..Wow, I am laughing out loud and almost in tears reading all these super-cool birthday wishes. It’s been a long week - I’ve been under the weather and very busy at work/school, and you all just make my day every single time I come here, especially today!
Nevah! Even behind all that rubber, there’s junk to be had.
Wow! Ozzy and Maude Lebowski?? It doesn’t get much better, seriously. I expected to share a birthday with, like, Buddy Ebsen, or Jake Busey or something.
My own wookiee! Holy craaap! That is cool. Sean is going to be jealous…
Wow. You are the coolest! I bow to the master. Thank you!!
Thank you to every single person who listens to and enjoys GWC, and for posting your happy bday wishes here, and to Lady D for starting the thread…y’all are the BEST.