"Here Comes Jin, Sun"

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#1

Just for the sake of consistency:

Here Comes Jin, Sun
Sayid’s got a redneck “waterproof” gun
And Faux Tina Fey can see at night.

Do do do do do do do

Keamy’s snarling, he got a watch but he wants his 25K
Patchy’s darling, he’s back but got killed off right away.

Here Comes Jin, Sun
Room 23/The restaurant lock up was not much fun
I rewound the DVR 5 times to hear Keamy’s “island” comment right

Do do do do do do do

V They Return is on in 48 minutes…
V They Return is on in 24 minutes…
V They Return is on in 12 minutes…

Little Sun Jr, your dad was so happy to finally see you
Little Sun Jr, your sideways dad might have just killed you

Here Comes Jin, Sun
There’s no way you two won’t get together before the show is done,
And Jack says,
The tomato of hope/rage/stubbornness is all right

Do do do do do do do

#2

#3

That’s pure genius.

#4

Thanks guys but this ones a little rough. It was a bit of a stretch with the redneck “waterproof” gun but I thought it was funny to see Smokey put a gun in a ziplock bag and I try to point out humorous things that aren’t done to death everywhere else on the interwebs.

I might take next week off since nothing rhymes with Desmond.

#5

What about words that rhyme with Des? Like … fez or … says. Okay, never mind :wink:

Also, what song were you parodying here? Somehow I thought you were going to do one of Here Comes the Sun by The Beatles, but I don’t think that’s what you had in mind.

#6

LOL, yeah its supposed to be Here Comes the Sun, like I said, its a bit rough.

Like your idea on Dez, pres, lez, cortez and of course the grandaddy of all: PEZ.

There is a LOST in space giant pez candy dispenser:

http://www.sugarstand.com/pez/pez103836-lost-in-space-giant-pez-dispenser.htm