I wish I could somehow in my day to day life say things like:
“My Sovereign Lord! The French are bravely in their battle set, and will, with all expedience, march upon us!!”
Shirts and knives, the whole kit!
Only if I turn into Summer Glau upon activation. Or at least that was the rationale…
I love Derek Jacobi’s appearances
I probably wouldn’t have been able to attend tonight, but my wife is busy working on her computer on a work project. Otherwise, it being saturday night, I would be my duty to be rubbing her feet.
Oh, yeah, I remember now. He’s not interested in you until you activate your secret River Tams powers. Nevermind.
By the way, the whole French captains and lords all look so wimpy and douchey. I’d take Duke of Exeter in a fight against any two of them.
itty bitty Christian Bale is so cute! while he’s alive, that is
Don’t you know any half-Samoans who can do that for you?
um, spoiler alert! :eek:
… ones who you can conveniently throw out the window afterwards?
oops, do we have virgins among us?
Didn’t we cover that whole foot-rubbing intimacy issue during the Pulp Fiction Frak party on Wednesday?
Dude… give it up, froggies… it’s over. Run!!!
Ok, now Bilbo is pissed.
Not anymore. My innocence has been took. 
Run, Christian Bale, Run!. Drop that flag and run!!! Save yourself!!!
Poofy, tell me you’ve seen A Midwinter’s Tale
Physically speaking, no. Psychologically speaking, hell no.
Just trying to tie them all together. Is there a DeLorean in this movie?
I can’t really dislike Montjoy the Herald