Draco totally should have wet himself there. That would have been awesome.
It’s not the size of the soul that’s important. It’s the attractiveness of the body it possesses. 
Apparently this is about where I passed out last night, so I’ll need to start paying attention now. 
Why doesn’t someone chop this tree down? They’ll kill a hippogriff for giving a little nancyboy a tiny, itty-bitty scratch, but they leave this killer tree alone?
Yes, lots of good info coming so pay attention. There will be a test afterward. 
Oh no! It’s Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula! :eek:
“The Dark Lord. You have no idea the weapons he possesses.”
Nerf cannon? :eek:
WMD’s = Wizards of Mass Destruction?
Even a man who is pure of heart,
And says his prayers at night,
Can become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms,
And the autumn moon is bright. 
“Expecto patronum” bothers me.
“Expecto” means “I cough”, literally “out from the chest”.
So Hermione is a Time Lady? 
It is the wizards Robitussin.
Does no one find it unnerving that a school employs an executioner? :eek:
This scene with the bats is great.
I’d rather have a TARDIS than a ruddy old necklace. 
The ministry employs the executioner.
Hard to keep too much stuff in a necklace.
Ah, well, that’s alright then.
OK, so if it was Harry from the future, why did he look like a deer?
One of those plot holes that film makes love. I’ll explain a bit more in a few minutes.
So wizards are racist against werewolves? No mixed marriages? Can they vote?