Awww, you’re making me blush!
So, in this scenario, I’m “The Brain,” huh? Actually, this seems like a very real-life scenario. I often put on my “blonde wig” when I’m around Badger.
Hey, now…throw Helo in the pool and we’ve got a par-tay!
So GR, are you a breast man or a leg man?
Ummm, I can’t even cut and paste that to translate it. You had to make it difficult, Keir, didn’t you? 
Thank you so very much for the birthday wishes–I’m truly blessed to have this wonderful group of geeks, nerds, and dweebs to hang out with.
Not even close.
I’d never have the heart to correct you, ‘talos, even if you did your best to write what looks like Jar Jar Binks’ dialog above.
O M G – It’s my fantasy date! Me and Helo! I love it!
Now, when it’s your birthday, how are we going to top your awesome birthday wishes TLT??? We’re going to have to bring in the professionals!
I appreciate the wishes all the same–thank you! 
Not that I mean to speak for GR, but I think the great philosopher, Jerry Seinfeld, said it best when he said, “Elaine, I HAVE legs…”
Wow! What a party for the eyes and funny bone! I’m always late to these things. One day I will surprise everyone with an incredible visual, but not today.
Keara- so glad to know you here and in the blogosphere. I hope your day is fun and festive. You are someone who makes GWC a great place to hang out. May your wish come true when you blow out the candles. I want to hear all about it.
Bappy Hirthday Keara!! Thanks for being so friendly and helpful to me while I’ve found my feet on the forum. Hope your birthday and Thanksgiving went off without a hitch.
Legs all the way.
One of my friends tells me he could eat the whole bird
Juices and all
Aaahhhh. Must. Resist.
IYKWIM
Damn…
Whoa. Just. Whoa. You have no idea how…impressed I am. I love you guys for getting me–for understanding that in my moment of embarrassing mortification, I was still able to laugh at myself. I know how absurd the whole situation was–how I set myself up for it. And I love that you can laugh along with me. Seeing you all–manga-style and avatar-style in your pink cherry pj’s really makes me grin from ear to ear! I think I lurve you!!! Thanks for doing this, Thot! Your username was never more accurate than right now. 
As someone who compulsively translates visual binary – yeah, I had the one in Mass Effect figured seconds after it appeared on screen – because I just have to know, I can tell you that you have little to worry about what’s on the binary cake. It’s very straightforward.
BTW: Happy b-day! We’re really glad you’re around these parts. The place just wouldn’t be the same without you.
Happy Birthday, Keara! que lo cumplas muy feliz
One word: AWESOME!
Wow, two dates with two hot guys in one day! How lucky am I?! Am I dreaming?