Happy birthday and welcome aboard! (She’s new, but – according to the intro thread – Juan can vouch that she’s not a Dalek spambot.)
Thank you thank you! Now bow before me, humans. 
Bowing isn’t in my repertoire unless you’re sporting Buddhist monk’s robes – but I will make another pot of coffee for us, and accompany you and the hubby to breakfast, sis.
[b]Happy Birthday to our newest Alpaca!
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Happy bday!!
Damn and curses! “I’m not a spam dalek” is exactly what a clever spam dalek would say! And we fell for it. This clever ruse reduces Juan’s lifetime batting average to .99999999999999999999999999.
Peel the account off, Juan! EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!